Xmastime idol/mentor/mortal enemy has generously volunteered to pay for the first date I get from Match.com. Why does this matter, you ask ?
BECAUSE MARLEY IS FUCKING LOADED!!!! The guy from Monopoly is based on him! This means the lady will be treated to Peter Lugars, watching me treat the entire place to round after round of absurdly expensive fancy drinks, and then a carriage ride in Central Park! Of course, the SECOND date will hafta settle for The Xmastime Special (meet at The Nest, inhale beer that seems "off" and watch my Oscar-worthy "FURIOUS!!! I forgot my wallet!" performance)
Pass it on to the ladies. Thanks, Marley!
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