XMASTIME RED ALERT/CODE BLUE SCRAMBLE THE JETS ITS PANIC TIME

I think I heard my Office Crush say "boyfriend."  But I'm not sure if it actually was her, or what she even said.  Maybe she said "my boyfriend has the largest penis in the world," or maybe she said "seriously, when is Xmastime gonna lock the door of my office and hammer away at me while singing How Much for That Doggie in the Window?"  I mean, I only caught the word boyfriend, so one's as likely as the other.  Will do some recon and keep yall updated.