Goals. I Have Them.

At next year's marathon I'm gonna stand there with a horrified look facing the runners and screaming "OH MY GOD, what happened??!?  What's wrong - was there a fire?!?!?  OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" - XMASTIME 

My goal for next year's marathon is to wait for all the stragglers who come down the route hours after the start, some being little kids in wheelchairs etc and boo them.  "Boooooo!  You're so far behind, fucking loser!! Boooo!"


(ticket for Hell for one, please)