Office Crush Update

So my Pizza Office Crush who blathered away at me a week and a half ago but then surely found out about the other office crushes last week and gave me the silent treatment, was all atwitter to talk to me this morning. Meanwhile, Turtle Office Crush is sitting quietly at her desk working.  I think I'm right in assuming some scheme between them is in the works.  Hmm.  I am become either wildly uncomfortable or wildly aroused.  Hell, what's the damn difference.