The next time you see me I will be wearing jeans whose waist is two sizes smaller than the last pair I bought. Not exactly my skinny jeans yet, but progress.
And this just in time for my office Christmas party, during which my Office Crushes can finally have their Armageddon-esque free-for-all pillowfight in lingerie for my affections. Good luck, girls! Remember - you're already winners!
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