Thursday, December 22, 2011

Gifts

146 years ago today General Sherman ("Sherm the Perm") gave Abe Lincoln one of the greatest Christmas gifts ever: Savannah, and certain victory for the Union.  History tells us that Lincoln blurted out "oh shit, I didn't get him anything!" and quickly drew up a "COUPON FOR ONE FREE HUG." Always was a quick thinker.

I respectfully concede that it tops my It's a Wonderful Life calendar.  Way to show me up, Shermy.


"Suck it, Xmasqueer!"

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