The Real Housewives of Stupidity

Someone needs to explain to me why John Boehner and Eric Cantor don't have their own reality show.  Certainly, watching two Republican leaders whose hatred for Obama burns so deep it even trumps the First Commandment, "Thou Shalt Not Raise Taxes" careening around the Capitol like numbskulls would be incredibly entertaining, n'est-pas?  I mean, when you've pushed Mitch McConnell into being on Team Obama you've really accomplished something; these two could make chickens root for The Colonel, and it deserves to be shown to everybody.  The show would be part Jersey Shore and part Real Housewives, but not as smart.  How can we make this happen?