Goals. I Have Them.

If I've scanned the titles of the millions of self-help books that women seem to scarf up by the zillions correctly, and I believe I have, I should do a money-grab by writing the definitive one, titled If He Doesn't Like You Even Though You're Morbidly Obese He Can Go to Hell!...But, You Know, If You Actually Want Him to Like You, Here's How to Lose the Weight...WHICH, As We've Clearly Stated, Is ONLY For Your Own Happiness and Not to Get a Man.