Roseanne (in checkout line): "Hey, look at what this guy is buying. Vodka, malomars, and a TV Guide. I’m guessing, single and staying that way."I wanna start a Tumblr site called Single and Staying That Way based on dudes at the checkout line. I was just at the bodega and was behind a guy who looked to be my age and was buying:
Two 8-piece Keebler nipchee peanut butter crackers (yes, the orange one)
One 25-cents bag-for-one BBQ honey Wise potato chips
One small can of Chef Boyardi Ravioli
One 22-oz Corona
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