Oh Oh.

Over Thanksgiving I taught Paddy Mac how to count from 1 to 5 en Francais (in French, idiots); a minute ago on the phone while telling me how excited he is to see me this weekend he asked "can you teach me the rest of the French language, or whatever it is?"

So I have about 18 hours to learn the entire French language, save the numbers one through five and, of course, les nuit les chats sont gris.  So, that's happening.

UPDATE: upon looking at the comments section of the link I realize that I've even been getting THAT wrong!  Fuck!  Merci pour non, Le Gnat.

"Foutez le camp outta la manière, connard!"