Don't Call Me a Hero Just Because I'm Bringing Some Sunshine in On a Tragedy

I don't wanna be glib, what happened to Madonna Badger is about the worst thing I've ever heard in my life, but surely I can't be the only one thinking "Madonna Badger? REally? Is that a made-up Seperhero name?"  I mean, camon, right? "Madonna Badger"? Is that the single greatest name ever?