More on Archie the Queer

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For the last 71 years Archie has had two ridiculously hot chicks throw themselves at him, but he's never been "able to decide." And...just NOW the strip is getting it's first gay character? Really?

And now we see this:

I mean, for fuck's sake Archie. After all this time, it's okay to slowly ease outta the closet; you don't need to fucking come sprinting out like white people to a goddam IKEA opening. Baby steps, bro.