As you know,
I once got turned down by Patrick Kennedy to change his life; now it appears
I should be offering to help his cousin, who hopefully doesn't have a problem with "sleeping pills." Be worth it to drive him crazy: "Hey, there was a Kennedy once who was President; you related to him?" "You know, there was a Massachusetts Senator named Kennedy, you related to him?" "You know, the attorney general during the Cuban Missile Crisis was a Kennedy, you related to him?" etc etc til his head explodes :)
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