“Vote for Newt. Annoy a liberal." - Sarah PalinOf course, as a left-wing commie-pinko liberal I can tell you THERE IS NOTHING MORE I WANT than people voting for Newt and keeping him in the GOP race - hell, watching Newt careen around the country like a hot-air balloon/bulldog Transformer topping himself in the Ass-Baffling Olympics (not to be confused of course with the Batshit Olympics) makes it almost worth voting for him to be president just so we can REALLY sit back and watch him perform as George Bush with insane ambition and a dangerous belief in his "smarts." In other words, frighteningly entertaining.
Meanwhile, even after all these years it's hard to decide whether Sniffy is actually that unaware and stupid or that brilliantly ironic. Myself, I'll chalk it up to an asteroid coming close to Earth. Hey, whom amongst us has not been distracted by the tug of our Motherland?
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