State du Moi

I don't wanna be an old man curmudgeon, but I don't understand Facebook's Timeline thingee, probably never will, and couldn't give less of a shit.  I also have no idea how to tell who said what in Twitter replies/retweets, or what a "hash" is, or ifI spelled "curmudgeon" correctly.  I guess once you've blocked an extra point at Lancaster in 1988 to keep the score at 47-6 instead of 48-6, you're self-confidant enough to tell the world to go the fuck to hell already.