Bad to the Bone (One Day a Week)

One great thing about going to church is that it's the only place I can pull off being a "bad boy."  When girls are streaming back to their seats after Communion they see me still sitting, and they know I didn't go to Communion. I look into their eyes, wide-eyed with fear and wonder, and vibe "move on baby, I'm trouble."

I must be intoxicating in God's house!

"Welcome to our world, Xmastime."