And I'll say it once again: someone has to explain to me why McDonalds isn't running the country. If all the money in the world suddenly disappeared from the universe, McDonalds would STILL increase their profits for the quarter. Fucking a. Hell, they're so great they almost got me a boyfriend once!!!! - XMASTIMEI've long mused about how most Chicken McNuggets are shaped like the United States, therein proving how patriotic McDonalds is (and that they should be running the country.) Now we find a woman who has found a McNugget that represents McDonalds looking to take their love of America to the next level: a McNugget shaped like the very father of this country:
Rebekah Speight of Dakota City sold the McNugget to raise money for a drive to raise $15,000 and send 50 children to summer church camp in Sioux City. She did not disclose who won the auction.
Ms Speight says her children didn't eat the chicken during a McDonald's visit three years ago. She was about to toss it, then spotted Washington's resemblance. Ms Speight stashed the McNugget in her freezer.
God Bless America. And God Bless McDonalds. Not necessarily in that order.
How McNuggets have become our own Middle East HERE.
And the solution to this problem HERE.
You're fucking welcome, Earth.
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