I'm thinking about getting a haircut and a new pair of jeans this weekend.
Easy - don't start that "oh but Xmastime, you're evolving so quickly, leaving us all in your wake!" bullshit. I'm still me. I still put my pants on like anyone else: one leg at a time. Then I leave my hogballz out for all to enjoy. Then I croon How Much for that Dogie in the Window? before spinning in circles until I'm unconscious. I'm still me.
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