Trillionaire

It's probably somewhat arguable, but John D. "Ballsweat" Rockefeller is generally seen as the nation's first billionaire. Who will be our first trillionaire? And if it's me, will my high school girlfriend finally decide it's time to stop "seeing other people"? - XMASTIME

I think I have the answer (to the first part, that is): whoever comes up with a way to keep goddam ear buds from having to take about 20 fucking minutes to fucking untangle if god forbid they go more than three fucking seconds not inserted into your ears. For fuck's sake, man.