Xmastime Regrets

I just stumbled upon Lars and the Real Girl, which I'd never seen before, and now I'm pissed. Why didn't I come up with this idea? Then I'd always have a hot girl who'd sit and happily listen to me blather on and on 24/7. Fucking hell.

So to sum up, as I'm approaching 40 years old, I wish I was 1) dating a blow-up doll and 2) a priest.

Sigh. Quite a fucking life I'm putting together here.