Email du Jour That You Never Dreamed You'd Ever Send Out Back When You Were the BMOC

Sigh. Didn't I used to be cool?

Larrys outta town for a few days if anyone wants to come sit in the sitcom room and guzzle some 24oz Keystone Ices.

Hey, at least I didn't add "and maybe do a lil' jerkin' off", right?