I Am a Man of Action

Apparently a coupla weeks ago the powers that be started thinking about cutting off Free Friday Office Pizza because there was so much leftover. I'm debating whether or not to send out a mass email "GET your asses downstairs and get some slices, I don't even care if you throw them away back at your desk!" or casually walking from person to person, "Saaaaaaay, how bout goin' downstairs for a few slices?...(Jedi mind trick stare)...don't you want some pizza?...(gritted teeth, hand on the elbow, gently lifting them from their chair)...yeah, I think you want some more pizza...."  Or stuff them all into a box and throw them out a window, whatever the fuck it takes. Dammit.