"Listen guys, this 7-3 start is great and all but if we don't do something quick we're not gonna be able to drive this franchise into the ground before May. Any ideas?"
"How bout we have a day to honor a guy that ditched us after leading us to two of the greatest collapses in professional sports history and then ditched out on the fans in his last game just so he can win a batting title?"
"Can he still in the prime of his career?"
"Absolutely. On the early side, even."
"I dunno..."
"I'll make sure he's in our division and we face him 20 times a year."
"Zeke, you're the best in the business and everybody knows it. Arby's, everyone?"
"Haven't done anything incredibly stupid in 20 minutes? I'm on it."
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