Bacon!

The inevitable: I'm giving about 48 hours before some over-clever hipster douchebag gleefully blogs about putting bacon, egg & cheese onto the bacon, egg & cheese bagel. Irony, sandwiched in irony, in skinny jeans. Oh, and he'll be one of those people that is in a rush to report to us how "amazing" bacon is. Because obviously nobody has ever discovered that before. "What's the word on bacon? Has that dj in Williamsburg gotten his review on it out yet? Is bacon good? What's the holdup?  We need to know, it's a complete fucking mystery to us?!?!?!" Yes, salted cured meat is fucking awesome. Congrats Magellan. YOU'RE amazing! - XMASTIME

THIS GUY AT GAWKER absolutely nails the 10 things you can't make fun of on Twitter (or anywhere):

5. Bacon
 Here's a twitpic of bacon donuts! And another twitpic of bacon cereal! And another twitpic of a bacon keyboard! Bacon is the Kate Upton's tits of foodstuffs.

All the entries are spot-on. Though he leaves out the fact that we should be able to make fun of Chinese people. I mean camon, dude. 2012!