RRO

As you people already know are two things I hate in this world: oysters, which I'd refer to as the boogers of the sea were that not offensive to actual boogers, and my friends succeeding; and so it's through gritted teeth that I pass on there's MORE good news for Xmastime buddies Rappahannock River Oysters, who are in a video blathering on and on about how AWESOME! they are. And hey, thank god - I was worried it had been more than two minutes since the planet had shut down to lavish them with praise/money/boy hookers. Oh, bully for them! I'm gonna crawl back under my bed and pay a rat to fucking eat me.