I haven't really drank gin & tonics since my days back in Oxford cranking out mix tapes, but I feel like I got out of NYC just in time, as there's a joint now that has them on tap. Wow.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "you'd pop over to Manhattan to knock back $10 drinks about as often as you'd win at pick-up-sticks with your butt cheeks!!"
Oh, fuck you. Asshole.
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