New Corporate Shitter Update

The facilities are wonderful, much better than my previous office's (wooden doors for the stalls?!?!?! FUCK YYEEEEEEEEW, high school guidance counselor!  I've made it!!) But there's almost always a full fucking house, no matter which floor I go to. Wtf? Maybe it's the huge salad bar in the cafeteria downstairs, all that roughage. Cleaning dudes the fuck out, I reckon.