Our Long, National Nightmare is Over

I think that as historians look back on the Bush presidency, one of the signs of how fucked-up things got is that during his 8 years in office the Red Sox won not one but TWO World Series, and the Yankees won exactly zero. I mean, there are signs of the Apocalypse, and then there's Chowderheads dancing in the streets. Let's get the Earth back on it's axis, people!  - XMASTIME 

Jason Varitek's retied, Kevin Youkilis is traded, and Curt Schilling is broke because of a video game. As soon as Big Papi's name is finally leaked from the Mitchell Report and Mayday Malone starts hitting the bottle again, all will be well again. MWA-hahahahahaha!!!!!