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One of the presumably-high-on-shoe polish & melted Play Doh-interns over at Guerrotype is very impressed Lebron James is reading a book:

the camera caught lebron james in the locker room reading the last in the hunger game series. i think this is neat. 

I'm not as impressed by this. I can read a book. You know what I can't do? Take off from the foul line and hang my nuts in some dudes face while thousands of people lose their minds around my while one of my butlers is back at the house burning Benjamins just 'cause I can. THAT'S, and I quote,..."neat."