Rock You Like a Hurricane

Some dude HERE on hurricane names.

The perceived toughness of a name really reflects nothing about the hurricane itself. 

Then he goes on to say some stupid shit, who the fuck knows what.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "didn't you write the book on riffs about hurricane names?"
Sigh. Of COURSE I did!!!!