Today's No Shit du Jour

Paul McCartney will be closing out the 2012 London Olympic Ceremonies.

I believe what you are trying to say is, "you're goddam right he is."

Fucking hell, what a big year for London: first the Royal Wedding, then the Jubilee, and now the Olympics. For fuck's sake, makes you wish you were moving there on your 40th birthday or some shit.

"No, YOU pull MY finger."