Well. This is Curous.

I don't wanna tempt horrible fate and suggest that things are looking up for me, I know you people have come to  hate me for being such a worthless fucking dipshit  love me as your favorite lovable loser rapscallion, but I must say that this is the first time a piece of paper has stood up at attention for me without my meaning for it to. Whack, n'est-pas?