Sunday, July 01, 2012

Charles Get-Out

CBS This Morning notes tomorrow will be the 131st anniversary of my favorite presidential assassin, the rejected-even-by-a-free-love-society Charles Guiteau, doing his thing, and proclaims Guiteau to be have been right when he said that he didn't kill Garfield, the stupid doctors who poked at his wound with their filthy mitts did.
The shot in the back was not fatal, not hitting any vital organs. The bullet lodged behind the pancreas. 

"If they had just left him alone he almost certainly would have survived," Millard said.
Within minutes, doctors converged on the fallen president, using their fingers to poke and prod his open wounds. 
"Twelve different doctors inserted unsterilized fingers and instruments in Garfield's back probing for this bullet," Millard recounted, "and the first examination took place on the train station floor. I mean, you can't imagine a more germ-infested environment."
WHERE'S GUITEAU'S COMEDY MOVIE BLOCKBUSTER??!!?!?!

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