Fuck You Goose Gossage

via Xmastime buddy Kiko Jones we see Goose Gossage, who for some reason is a Hall of Famer, is miffed at Roger Clemens being exonerated vis-a-vis 'roids or whatthefuckever:

Hall of Fame reliever Goose Gossage told ESPN 98.7 FM Thursday that Clemens’ exoneration seemed like a “reward,” and that alleged steroid-era cheaters such as the Rocket “absolutely” don’t belong in the Hall of Fame.

Fuck you, Goose - you're lucky that you, like Gary Carter, wore down the voters with your fucking crying and blubbering and shameless campaigning enough to finally get voted into the Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, if voters had to vote re: who could get Jesus Christ himself out in any given situation, who are they going with, you or Clemens? The fucking Rocket, every time.

Goose, you're like OJ after he was let off the hook in 1995: sit down, shut the fuck up and don't ever bring attenton to yourself again, because you can only hurt your own case. I'd hate for voters to take another look at your case file, which was flimsy to begin with.