Paul Ryan Suuuuuuuuuuuucks

Try and fool me into some bullshit, fine. But it's the sheer stupidity/shortsightedness that chaffes me every time. You're a war hero/admirals son/senator - everything you've said since about 1968 has been recorded either in print or on tape. Including the oh, 194 autobiographies you yourself have written. Yet it doesn't occur to you that people would take, oh, about 14 seconds and research this stuff to see if you're full of shit? Really? And how is it possible nobody on his team stepped in with this bit of counsel, ie "you know, everything about you is on the historical record, we're gonna get busted if you try to make shit up"? Gee, let's make up a story about Mother Teresa!!! What's next, claiming he caught the gotdam Flutie pass? Gee, nobody will ever be able to confirm that or not!! Christ, I knew McCain was 100 years old and out of touch, but who the fuck are his handlers? - XMASTIME

Paul Ryan claims he never asked for any stimulus money despite having repeatedly done that very thing, forgetting that this isn't the 11th century and people actually keep records of official things Congressmen do. Kind of like John McCain not knowing YouTube exists, I reckon.

Aaaaaaand he apparently types parts of his letters with a usd typewriter from 1952. Hmm. And this is the "Gen X" candidate? Really? At least McCain was old as fuck.