Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Numberz. Whack.

Apparently 24 percent of the people think Obama is a Muslim, which makes perfect sense since this is a magical batshit number of sorts, as it always seems to be the percentage of people who wish Bush was still president and also the percentage of people who think Palin should be president. Also, the Earth rotates on it's axis at 23.5 degrees, which I will pretend to think is a mere coincidence.- XMASTIME
Incredibly, here's an even more incredibly incredible number: 15% of Republicans in Ohio think Romney deserves more credit than Obama for killing Osama bin Laden. In case you aren't sufficiently blown away by that number, another 47% are "unsure." Which means a whopping 38% of Ohio Republicans are at least pretty sure that Barack Obama deserves more credit than Mitt Romney for killing Bin Laden. Of course.

In Romney's defense fuck it, I've gotten credit for shit I didn't do either. Of course mine was to get up in some stank, making it the more honorable of the two scenarios, so.

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