It Was Exactly 10 Years Ago Today...

...this happened  :)

5) Wedding E (fall 2002) – ah, my piece de resist-ass. This one I actually DID score. Out at a wedding in Woodstock, girl walks in and I say “Hi, I am Xmastime” and BAM! We’re back in my cabin about to hit skins. This may have been my proudest moment ever in the sack, as I was able to perform fully despite the fact that about 5 feet away lay THIS guy
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Not only was he sleeping there, but he was sleeping face down and ass WAY up in the air – “ass akimbo”, I believe they say in the business. So let’s take a moment, please and show some respect to the guy (me!) that was still able to plow the fields while looking at this dude's ass. Anyways the next morning we wake up and start fooling around again. I’m [REDACTED] when she decides to tell me about her fiance. This poor guy who is not only getting cheated on as we speak but, according to his beloved who has a strangers hand up her REDACTED, is a worthless talentless hack who plays in a white reggae band. OUCH. WEDDINGS 4, XMASTIME 1