5)
Wedding E (fall 2002) – ah, my piece de resist-ass. This one I
actually DID score. Out at a wedding in Woodstock, girl walks in and I
say “Hi, I am Xmastime” and BAM! We’re back in my cabin about to hit
skins. This may have been my proudest moment ever in the sack, as I was
able to perform fully despite the fact that about 5 feet away lay THIS
guy .
Not
only was he sleeping there, but he was sleeping face down and ass WAY
up in the air – “ass akimbo”, I believe they say in the business. So
let’s take a moment, please and show some respect to the guy (me!) that was
still able to plow the fields while looking at this dude's ass. Anyways the
next morning we wake up and start fooling around again. I’m [REDACTED] when she decides to tell me about her fiance. This poor guy who is
not only getting cheated on as we speak but, according to his beloved
who has a strangers hand up her REDACTED, is a worthless talentless hack
who plays in a white reggae band. OUCH. WEDDINGS 4, XMASTIME 1
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A long time ago you were once describing your circumference and wrote "Now I can wear the Barber as a belt." That still cracks me up.
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2 comments:
A long time ago you were once describing your circumference and wrote "Now I can wear the Barber as a belt." That still cracks me up.
wow, good memory! ;)
http://xmastime.blogspot.com/2008/01/day-one-of-clean-living.html
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