Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Hot Bullshit

Watching ridiculously hot woman after ridiculously hot woman walking down Bedford Avenue is like watching fish in a fish tank. Sure they're beautiful to look at, but I doubt I'll be fucking any of them.- XMASTIME
List of US cities with the hottest people ranks New York City as a lowly 15th. I, Xmastime, am hereby officially calling "bullshit" on these blind jagoffs. I mean, come the fuck on with that bullshit already. There's simply way, way too many hot chicks in NYC.

Here's one now!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I imagine K-dawggy's farts smell like mango, fireworks, and cut grass.