I Hope Snakes Can't Fucking Read

If you're a brown tree snake, those dead rodents that will soon be falling from the sky over Guam's Andersen Air Force Base could be your last meal. That's because the U.S. Department of Agriculture is planning to pack each one with acetaminophen, the genetic equivalent of Tylenol, which can kill a snake in 72 hours. - CNN

I'm curious to hear what a certain someone has to say about this....