VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING...

Dating advice from...the Bronx Zoo Cobra!!

THE COURTSHIP:Now that you have established compatibility, spend some time together. In the snake kingdom, the female snake plays hard to get for a while. I highly recommend this. You don't want to wind up with someone just interested in getting some tail. And we're mostly tail. Nobody wants the snake who gives her venom for free. So, take your time and get to know each other. It's not mating day; it's mating season.

FUCKING DYING :)