/* MOBILE FIX: stop forcing desktop min-width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
.date-header {
background: #000 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.date-header span {
background: transparent !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
}
/* --- XMastime fixes: titles + date bars + mobile --- */
/* Post titles: stop random centering */
h3.post-title,
h2.post-title,
.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Date header: make the black bar extend full width */
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Mobile: stop forcing huge desktop width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* FORCE post titles consistent */
.post-title,
.post-title a,
h2.post-title,
h3.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* FORCE full-width date bar across common Blogger structures */
.date-header,
.date-header span,
.post-header,
.post-header-line-1,
.post-header-line-1 span,
.post-outer .post-header-line-1,
.post-outer .post-header,
.blog-posts .post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
margin: 0 !important;
}
/* prevent inner bits from “breaking” the bar */
.date-header *,
.post-header *,
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* MOBILE: stop the fixed 1218px width behavior */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body,
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* DATE HEADER: make the black bar go full width */
.date-outer,
/* FORCE FULL WIDTH DATE BAR NO MATTER WHAT */
.date-outer,
.date-posts,
.date-posts h2,
.date-posts h3,
.date-header,
h2.date-header,
h3.date-header {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 10px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
margin: 0 0 18px 0 !important;
}
/* force the TEXT itself orange and remove any weird inner box */
.date-posts span,
.date-header span,
.date-posts h2 span,
.date-posts h3 span {
background: transparent !important;
color: #ff6600 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
}
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Xmastime State of the Union Classixxx, II
"Why the fuck does Xmastime's high school girlfriend still have his letter jacket?"
"Seriously, can we knock it off with all this faggot-ass sexy vampires shit already?"
"Get Jim out of this 'dual manager' crap and get him back playing pranks on Dwight. And seriously, how many fucking times can we do the ol' "oh no, we're downsizing/the branch is closing!' routine? What's next; the Professor having a plan to get off the island that is scuttled by Gilligan being a clumsy idiot?"
"And Mr. Springsteen: at each show, you can either do Mary's Place OR Waiting on a Sunny Day , but not both. For fuck's sake, people have jobs to get to in the morning, wrap the shit up already. Actually, they probably don't, so they for damn sure don't need TWO 'isn't life a big ol' party???!!!' songs in the show. Play Darkness tracks, remind them how bad shit can really be, and leave the "party!" cuts to Jimmy fucking Buffet for chrissake."
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