I Have Offically Blown My Own Mind

From my 5 Places I've Had Sex post from years ago:

1) Dairy Queen Bathroom: oh, she got an Xmastime Blizzard that day, my friends

Earlier today I was Googling that old girlfriend (nothing weird there, perfectly normal), and I shit you not this came up (name redacted to protect the insatiably impatient):

I mean, are you kidding me? Mind. Blown.