Anyone who's spent more than 30 seconds with me since I moved to DC has had the pleasure of hearing my rants about DC cabdrivers (they're the fucking worst), but today I got a fucking treat. Dude shot off joke after joke after joke, relentless like Henny Youngman. I was happy to tip him 100%. Awesome. My favorite:Anyone who doesn't believe in government regulation should spend some time in a DC cab. And if one day you hear that I've been arrested under the suspicion of killing a cab driver here, rest assured that I am indeed quite guilty. - moi, via Facebook (if we're not friends then yes, it's because I'm too good for you. Sorry!)
Know where Michael Jackson went to college?
Bring 'em Young.
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