Friday, July 19, 2013

Xmastime APB

Three years ago, I named Farrah Abraham my Teen Mom nom nom nom. And now she can't stop trying to get my attention.

First, there's having a kid while in high school. "Xmastime, I like fucking!"
Then, there's the fake tittays.
Then she does a porn film, getting pounded in the ass.
And now, of course, she's giving out lap dances.

Baby, please - stop trying so hard. I'll do you, relax. and not even just as a goof. But this string of somewhat questionable choices is starting to remind me of a certain somebody else...

"I can see Xmastime from my house!"

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