Hot Commercials, Something About Masturbating to Cartoon Bears

Copyranter collects 13 great commercials from the days of yore:

Remember when ads were more sexist, more violent, more un-PC, and told a story?

Which reminds me of a...cough...sexy commercial I wrote about a few years ago.

WARNING: Even by Xmastime "standards" this link is incredibly, incredibly vile and disgusting and NSFW. Not safe for home, if I'm being honest. Click at your own  reward  risk.