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Copyranter sighs with disappointment at the latest Carl Jr's porn ad:

There’s nothing at all wrong with sexy commercials with sexy women.

But these spots have no intelligence, no creativity, no clever writing, no hook, no nothing — they’re not even shot and edited well.

England, Australia, New Zealand, all have creative agencies with whip-smart creatives who have created cheeky, smart sexy ads with scantily-clothed women.

America, apparently, doesn’t.

More importantly, these ads beg the very important question of what the hell ever happened to Audrina Patridge-Xmastime?!?!