That Prescient Internet

I like it when magazines put the print date on their online articles, so I can look at it and squeal "ooooooh, is this from the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuture?!?!?"

And yes. It's an article about that evil Michelle Obama suggesting we could be healthier by drinking more water. What's up with these Obama people, and why do they hate freedom, Jesus, and Jesus' scrappy, loveable sidekick Baby Jesus so much? That makes me sad. See:  :(   (frowny face)