I'm an Enigma, Wrapped in a riddle, Wrapped in Toughskins

I love tuna salad, but I hate "real" tuna. Meanwhile, I love chicken, but I do not care for chicken salad.

I like steak sauce...but not on steak. I like it on scrambled eggs.


For fuck's sake, I am such a whirling dervish of enigma, I'm starting wonder if even I can possibly know what a mystery I am.