Doughnuts for Dummies

Some place in Williamsburg is "letting" you put the creme in your doughnut...and for only $5!

For those who are so over the lamestream process of purchasing and masticating a doughnut, Williamsburg has given you St. Balmain, a cafe that's encouraging its customers to roll up their sleeves and fill their own doughnuts. With a syringe. Yes, just when you think Williamsburg can't get any more Williamsburg, it goes and out-Williamsburgs you all over again! Williamsburg Williamsburg? Williamsburg! 

I have no idea why this would be even remotely appealing to anybody, but it down give me an excuse to post Bill Burr on the subject.