No Shit du Jour

According to studies, smart people like curly fries. The correct response to that is of course no shit, Sherlock.” If you choose regular fries over curly firs than yes, you are a fucking idiot.

Now please feel free to enjoy a classic Xmastime recipe:

“CURLY PIE”

Ingredients:
Spicy Curly Fries
Ground Chuck
White American Cheese

Cook frozen fries in oven as instructed. Give them about a 10-minute head start, then start browning meat – breaking it up as if you were making tacos. I like to use a lot of Country Crock when doing this....it adds flavor, and guarantees I won’t live long enough to catch the “Sopranos” finale. Finish cooking meat, drain (optional.) Check fries – keep in mind, you want them crispy. Let em go as long as they can before burning. Like love, it’s almost impossible to overcook potatoes. When they’re done, lay them out nice and put a layer of cheese on top. Now put on the ground beef, and then another layer of cheese on top of that. This way, cheese should be touching everything. Now stick back in the oven. Don’t turn it back on, it’ll be hot enough to melt the cheese. Voila!

Next time, I might try adding Hormel too.